Diary Excerpt: For Keith's Pa

I had a dream that I was Keith Richards...well not actually Keith Richards, but I did snort my dead cat’s ashes - in the dream - and then I went to Dixie Chicken and the guy behind the counter turned into yoda but his name badge said Keith and he said he wasn't yoda, but I knew it was yoda, and I asked for some chips but he wasn't listening - too busy being Yoda - so I left Dixie Chicken and got on a bus and sat next to a Ninja who was doing subuko and everyone kept staring at me because I only had one shoe on (on my hand) and I was wearing a binbag, so I got off the bus...I blame the antibiotics.